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    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度
    If you don't, you are not a man
    可是如果你不亲她,那你就不算男子汉!
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承她
    If you don't, you are good for nothing
    但要是你不赞美她,那你就一无是处了!
    If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
    如果你对她的话完全同意,那她就会 的像二五八万
    If you don't, you are not understanding
    要是你不同意,那就表示你根本不了解
    If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
    假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫,你就一定是情场老手
    If you don't you are half a man
    如果不是,那你根本还不够成熟
    If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
    如果你太常去找她,她会觉得烦腻
    If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
    但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你欺骗她的感情
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    你要是穿的帅一点,她会?#30340;?#26159;花花公子
    If you don't, you are a dull boy
    穿的破烂点,那你又是?#23458;?#31528;脑的家伙
    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    如果你吃醋,她会说这样是不对的
    If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
    可是如果你完全不吃醋,她?#21482;?#35748;为你根本不爱她
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    你如你试?#32423;?#22905;调情,她会认为你不尊重她
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
    但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她?#21482;?#35273;得你不?#19981;?#22905;
    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等的多累多苦
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
    要是她自己迟到了,她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
    If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
    如果你去找你的朋友,她会?#30340;?#20687;跟屁虫
    If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
    如果是她,她会说"喔,这很自?#35805;。?#22899;孩子都是这样"
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    如果你飞快的吻她一下,她会到处?#30340;?#36825;人很冷漠
    If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
    如果你吻太多了,她会大叫?#30340;?#21507;她豆腐
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    如果你过马?#36820;?#26102;候没有照顾她,那你这人缺乏道德
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
    要是你小心照顾她过马路,她?#21482;?#35828;这是男人的花招
    If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
    你若是凝视某个女人,她会指责你是到处对女生调情
    If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
    如果是其他男人瞪著她看,她会说他们只?#20999;?#36175;而已
    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    如果你跟她说话,她希望你只要听就好
    If you listen, she wants you to talk
    如果你只倾听,她又要你跟她说话
    Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
    上天啊,你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
    So simple, yet so complex
    既简单又复杂
    So weak, yet so powerful
    如此柔弱,却又如此强悍
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    让人又恼又爱
    "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
    神啊,请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门
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